scizor_sister: Nui smiling at an off-screen explosion (yay explosions!)
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[The feed begins with a quiet shot of an Espurr and Honedge... cuddling? That's probably the closest term for what's going on. The Espurr is staring straight into the camera as per usual, but it can be heard actually purring; rather loudly too.]

[This goes on for an almost uncomfortably long time before Nui speaks.]

Voyeux and L'Snippy Snip seem to be getting along well! That's good, they both unnerve the other Pokémon a bit, I think.

[Said without irony as the Honedge's sash tries to creep away. Regardless, Nui finally turns the camera to face herself, holding up a shiny new Hive Badge.]

I decided to face the gym leader while I was here. She certainly didn't present much of a challenge.

[Which is something of a lie, but like hell she'd actually admit to anything less than a complete sweep.]

Are the rest of them more skilled, or are they all this much talk?

[Not long after her initial broadcast, Nui sends out a short message to everyone in Team Rocket.]

Has anyone had any success actually using the swords as a sword? It gets VERY aggressive when I try, and that sash almost seems toxic on contact.

[Rocket Frequency]

11/10/14 06:11 (UTC)
rocketralph: (uhuh...)
Posted by [personal profile] rocketralph
[Wow. Rude.]

Your loss, sister.

Re: [Rocket Frequency]

23/10/14 23:01 (UTC)
rocketralph: (yeah no.)
Posted by [personal profile] rocketralph
Doesn't take an expert to tell the difference between a Pokemon and a hunk of steel.