scizor_sister: Nui smiling at an off-screen explosion (yay explosions!)
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[The feed begins with a quiet shot of an Espurr and Honedge... cuddling? That's probably the closest term for what's going on. The Espurr is staring straight into the camera as per usual, but it can be heard actually purring; rather loudly too.]

[This goes on for an almost uncomfortably long time before Nui speaks.]

Voyeux and L'Snippy Snip seem to be getting along well! That's good, they both unnerve the other Pokémon a bit, I think.

[Said without irony as the Honedge's sash tries to creep away. Regardless, Nui finally turns the camera to face herself, holding up a shiny new Hive Badge.]

I decided to face the gym leader while I was here. She certainly didn't present much of a challenge.

[Which is something of a lie, but like hell she'd actually admit to anything less than a complete sweep.]

Are the rest of them more skilled, or are they all this much talk?

[Not long after her initial broadcast, Nui sends out a short message to everyone in Team Rocket.]

Has anyone had any success actually using the swords as a sword? It gets VERY aggressive when I try, and that sash almost seems toxic on contact.

[Rocket Frequency]

4/10/14 06:57 (UTC)
rocketralph: (excuse you)
Posted by [personal profile] rocketralph
Well sheesh, I'd get aggressive if somebody picked me up by my head and started swingin' me around.

[Rocket Frequency]

8/10/14 09:58 (UTC)
rocketralph: (now wait a second)
Posted by [personal profile] rocketralph
It's a pokemon. I think they do a good enough job wielding themselves.

[Rocket Frequency]

9/10/14 10:14 (UTC)
rocketralph: (ugh)
Posted by [personal profile] rocketralph
[Ralph drags a hand down his face.]

Well don't come cryin' to me when it turns against ya.

[Rocket Frequency]

11/10/14 06:11 (UTC)
rocketralph: (uhuh...)
Posted by [personal profile] rocketralph
[Wow. Rude.]

Your loss, sister.

Re: [Rocket Frequency]

23/10/14 23:01 (UTC)
rocketralph: (yeah no.)
Posted by [personal profile] rocketralph
Doesn't take an expert to tell the difference between a Pokemon and a hunk of steel.

[Video]

5/10/14 02:53 (UTC)
theotherother: (TOO MANY SPIDERS)
Posted by [personal profile] theotherother
[Oh hey it's burn down the forest girl and....



…okay, that video is still going, yup.]


That is creepy as shit.

[That's really all he has to say here.]

[Video]

8/10/14 20:45 (UTC)
theotherother: (I'm Not Having Fun And You Can't Make Me)
Posted by [personal profile] theotherother
Damn right I call it creepy.

[And he's seen his share of creepy stuff...and been creepy stuff, so he considers himself an authority on the subject.]

Besides, it looks like it's trying to run away. Even that sword probably finds the whole freakin' thing creepy..

[Video]

23/10/14 23:58 (UTC)
theotherother: (Judging You Right Now)
Posted by [personal profile] theotherother
Are you blind? How does that look like playing and not like some sort of horrible murder is about to happen?

[Video]

4/11/14 01:29 (UTC)
theotherother: (I'm Not Having Fun And You Can't Make Me)
Posted by [personal profile] theotherother
So, that doesn't make it better? In fact, that probably makes it worse, since it'd just be some sort of...

[He doesn't even know where he's going with this.]

Horrible maiming!

[There. He found somewhere to go with it.]

[Video]

7/11/14 23:51 (UTC)
theotherother: (Why Is That Even A Thing?)
Posted by [personal profile] theotherother
That's...true, I guess.

[He's not going to specify which one he's talking about.]

People aren't though. I'd keep that thing away from them.

[Video]

8/11/14 04:04 (UTC)
theotherother: (Judging You Right Now)
Posted by [personal profile] theotherother
You told me to burn down an entire forest. How the hell am I supposed to know what you would or wouldn't do?

[Video]

8/11/14 07:24 (UTC)
theotherother: (I Don't Know What's Going On Anymore)
Posted by [personal profile] theotherother
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[He can't really picture it. Which doesn't mean it's not possible, it's just his brain won't create the right mental image here.]

[rocket video]

7/10/14 04:39 (UTC)
evilfrenzy: (♟ can we not)
Posted by [personal profile] evilfrenzy
[Well that initial visual wasn't creepy as hell or anything. Rideaux's giving a strange at the screen before actually answering.]

I've tried holding mine with similar results. With a little training and discipline, I don't see why it won't yield eventually though.

[If you know what he means...]

[rocket video]

9/10/14 04:24 (UTC)
evilfrenzy: (♟ bisley pls)
Posted by [personal profile] evilfrenzy
I'm dumbfounded by it myself. It had to have been created for battle, so it's completely ridiculous for it to avoid being handled.

[This is assuming they were even created...but they're just possessed swords, right? ...Right?]

I'm impressed they even exist. This world has quite the aversion of bladed weapons. These are the first actual swords I've seen since I arrived.