Aw, you really believe that, don't you. I'm so sorry.

[She's not, really. But she does find it kind of sad.]

It's all messy-looking, and you've got it in that faux-emo cut. If there's something wrong with your face, there are better ways to hide it.

[Like an eyepatch made of your name, say.]

At least you dyed it a pretty color.