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[Nui's camera feed is a bit shaky today, like it's being held one-handed. No that isn't the end of a leg cast getting pulled out of frame as the transmission starts, shut up. ]
[The camera's focuses on a Magikarp flopping around on the floor happily. A Feraligatr is crouched on all fours in front of it, watching the tiny fish's splashing. After watching for a second, it snatches the Magikarp out of the air with its jaws, chewing it a bit before spitting the smart Pokémon back out onto the floor.]
[The Magikarp seems not at all put out by being used as a chew toy, giving a cry of "Karp!" before resuming its flopping. The Feraligatr looks up at the camera, looking confused and positively hurt that its usual modus operandi seems to have failed completely.]
...At what point do they stop being so useless. This is all it ever does.
[She has beenletting her other Pokémon use it as a weapon training this fish for TWO WHOLE WEEKS NOW you guys. When does it do the thing.]
A lady more suspicious than myself might think she'd been tricked. No one here would be that cruel, would they?
[Hello Pot, this is Kettle.]
[The camera's focuses on a Magikarp flopping around on the floor happily. A Feraligatr is crouched on all fours in front of it, watching the tiny fish's splashing. After watching for a second, it snatches the Magikarp out of the air with its jaws, chewing it a bit before spitting the smart Pokémon back out onto the floor.]
[The Magikarp seems not at all put out by being used as a chew toy, giving a cry of "Karp!" before resuming its flopping. The Feraligatr looks up at the camera, looking confused and positively hurt that its usual modus operandi seems to have failed completely.]
...At what point do they stop being so useless. This is all it ever does.
[She has been
A lady more suspicious than myself might think she'd been tricked. No one here would be that cruel, would they?
[Hello Pot, this is Kettle.]